winterlong:

"Just a preference" is to the end of a statement what "I’m not racist but…" is to the beginning of a statement.

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)

quote me out of context a lot after i die
jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)
My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.
(via folieadamn)

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)

I Sometimes Hate the LGBT Community. And I'm a Member.
Youth - Adventure Club Remix
Blue prints for the future are a fool’s errand. They’re like blue prints for a house — nice to have, but any foreman with half a brain doesn’t need to look at it. One day this year or maybe the next, you’re going to be somewhere else. So enjoy yourself now.
Ron Swanson, parks and recreation, season 6 episode 19 “Prom”.
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